Seats

Pay for time with the desk, not for a login wall

Figures below are informational. Listenerpacketgrid does not take card payments on this website. If a seat fits, write to the desk and we will send a United Kingdom invoice.

Self-paced

Listening Seat

£420

Access to Event Grammar notes, archived studio recordings from 2024–2025, and the taxonomy worksheets. No live critique.

  • Twelve annotated event dictionaries
  • Async Q&A, answered within five working days
  • Twelve months of journal essays
Ask for a Listening Seat

Live cohort

Packet Studio

£1,850

The standard path into Cohort Signal Lab or Funnel Forensics. Six live UK-evening sessions, homework memos, and a closing review.

  • Six tutored studios, ninety minutes each
  • One redacted instrumentation review of your app
  • Seat in the alumni reading list for two years
See the flagship studio

Mentored

Grid Fellowship

£4,900

For a product trio (PM, analyst, engineer) that needs a rewritten grammar and a board-ready retention brief in a quarter.

  • Packet Studio seats for three named people
  • Four private tutorials on your event stream
  • A written brief you may circulate internally
Enquire about a fellowship

What the figures do not include

Vendor licences (Amplitude, Mixpanel, BigQuery, and the rest) stay on your books. Travel to the optional York reading afternoon is not covered. VAT is added for United Kingdom organisations where it applies; we will say so on the invoice, not in a surprise line at the end.

Team seats beyond three on a Fellowship are quoted separately. We do not sell “unlimited viewer” packages. If you need a refund later, the rules live on the refund page.